Survival Of The Trillest

Ask me anythingArchive

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."

- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via felicefawn)

(Source: contramonte, via zebrasmakesounds)

kitamargarita:

purpbanga:

takeatumsforthat:

oh my lord

Lmao


Lmfaooooo
kitamargarita:

purpbanga:

takeatumsforthat:

oh my lord

Lmao


Lmfaooooo
brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
supamanpunch:

flying-blades:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking can’t with y’all LMAOOOO

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(Source: moderatelybadbitch, via ttity)

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
trulyamazinq:

my mom look too much like her.