May 2013
distraction:
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
amen
January 2013
slapmytitties:
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
Me: God dammit.
Mom: Don't say that word.
Me: ...
Me: Satan blessit.
Mom:
Mom:
getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
“Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”
– (via eternalgloss)
December 2012
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
lordoftheinternet:
you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout
i’m telling you why
santa clause won’t tolerate such a little bitch
October 2012
