distraction: h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class amen
slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
Me: God dammit.
Mom: Don't say that word.
Me: Satan blessit.
getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there
chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.– (via eternalgloss)
kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
lordoftheinternet: you better not shout you better not cry you better not pout i’m telling you why santa clause won’t tolerate such a little bitch